I'm going to leave the pictures for later - first, the warning, for all my arachnophobic friends:
WARNING - THIS POST CONTAINS (AT THE VERY END, AFTER THE JUMP) PHOTOS OF BABY SPIDERS!! THEY ARE VERY CUTE, BUT I REALIZE THEY STILL MIGHT BE SCARY TO SOME OF YOU!! BUT THE STORY ITSELF IS NOT AT ALL SCARY!!! SO YOU COULD STILL READ THAT AND NOT LOOK AT THE PICTURES!!!! MAYBE I'LL POST A HARMLESS NON-SPIDER PHOTO FIRST, JUST SO YOU KNOW THE PICTURES ARE COMING (IF YOU'RE VIEWING THIS IN YOUR GOOGLE READER OR SOMETHING) AND AT THAT POINT YOU CAN DEPART!!!! OKAY??? GOOD!!!!
There. I did my good deed for the day. You can thank me later.
About a week ago I was heading out into the back yard one morning, and I don't even know what prompted me to look down between the gate post and one of the fence posts, but I did, and there it was: a strange clump of something caught in a sloppy looking spider web.
I looked closer and realized it wasn't an "it," it was a "them." LOTS of them. Teeny tiny baby garden spiders. All huddled together for safety and warmth. (Okay, I am anthropomorphosizing. It's fun.)
Naturally I scooted back inside to get my camera. Baby ANYTHING is worth a picture or twenty.
I took some pictures from the rather awkward angle of looking down and through the fence posts...and then I went around to the gate post side to see if the view would be better, and, lo and behold, there were MORE of them! This batch was hanging around on the side of the gate post that faces the other gate post - which meant I had a perfect up-close-and-annoying view of them.
There were one or two out of all zillion who had gotten brave and decided to leave the safety of their little groups. Tiny, tiny little perfectly formed spiders. I have never seen more adorable arachnids.
I took more pictures, and then I had to run out to the grocery store for something we needed right away. Before I left, I showed the babies to Alex.
You know how baby geese imprint on the first creature they see, and so if you are hanging around when they hatch, you are, to them, Mommy or Daddy?
Well Alex tends to imprint on baby animals. He sees them, and immediately becomes their guardian.
I love that boy.
Anyway, I showed him all the tiny babies and he was enthralled. And practical.
"I want to feed them! What if they're hungry?"
I told him they didn't need him to feed them - they were born knowing exactly what to do to get food (and besides, I didn't want him dropping enormous bugs into their tiny web and scaring them to death), but he could certainly watch them.
I got in the car and headed out, leaving Alex to tend his new pets.
Later, when I got back, Bill said Alex sat and watched the baby spiders for quite a while and was very protective.
"He even yelled at me - 'Dad! You're scaring them!' " Bill told me.
"What were you doing?" I asked.
"I was just walking by," he said.
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Anyway, first, here is a TOTALLY HARMLESS AND NOT AT ALL SCARY PICTURE THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPIDERS IN ANY WAY. IT IS ALEX DOING THE LIMBO UNDERNEATH THE STALKS OF SOME BABY RED ONIONS THAT WERE ON THE COUNTER RECENTLY:
Okay, now come the spider pictures....
The following picture - last one - was taken the next morning. Most of the babies are now separating from each other and bravely making their little spidery ways out into the world. And hopefully into all of our gardens, where they will protect our vegetables and flowers from pests, in gratitude for Alex's kindness and protectiveness.
If you'll excuse me, I have to go re-read Charlotte's Web now.
First of all,
WOW.....pretty cool! Second, I stumbled on your site after looking for a good pizza crust recipe.
BTW I have used it twice since and will never use another pesky dough recipe again.
Anyway was a huge Pioneer Woman fan, until alas her pages grew and grew and my dialup got slower and slower. I am hooked on your site and look forward everyday to more stories and adventures. LOVE IT!
Posted by: ProductofTupelo | June 01, 2009 at 08:27 AM
Well hi!
I'm so glad you like that pizza crust recipe - I've used it forever, ever since I cut it out of the newspaper. Just made some pizza last night, as a matter of fact. I'm a huge Pioneer Woman fan, too - it must be so frustrating for you to have to wait for her site to load. What about in an RSS feed? Just a thought.
Thanks for commenting!
Posted by: Jayne | June 01, 2009 at 11:32 AM
Oh my Gowd! I thought I could handle it... and I could - the little itty bitty spiders, I can handle. It is the enormous (I know, relatively enormous) CLUMP of them that freaks me out! Every picture that showed them en masse gave me the heebee-jeebies, and made my skin crawl. It was better when they started speeading out.
And my goodness! That web! Wow! Made me think of the spider nests in The Hobbit.
Ick - freaky nature content.
And double-ick to me, for thinking I was brave enough to get past the warning.
Posted by: joanne | June 01, 2009 at 03:57 PM
oh, and now I feel like my skin is crawling.....
Posted by: joanne | June 01, 2009 at 03:58 PM
Ain't they cute! They look like the seeds of passion fruit...
Do you know what kind of spider they are?
Posted by: Lynne | June 01, 2009 at 05:52 PM
That is so amazing! I remember when my sister was really little and was the protector of all in the animal world like Alex. She even got stung on the lip when she tried to kiss an ant. She's now a Vet Tech.
Posted by: jomamma | June 01, 2009 at 06:46 PM
After much research (it took forever to find something online that included pictures of both adults and babies) I've come to the conclusion that these were baby Argiope Aurantia - Yellow Garden Spiders. Also known as Yellow or Golden Orb-Weavers, Black and Yellow Argiope, Yellow Garden Orb Weaver and/or Writing Spiders.
Descendents of Charlotte.
Posted by: Jayne | June 01, 2009 at 07:30 PM
That's awesome! Alex wants to be (last time we discussed this) either a Zoo Keeper or an owner of a pet store. Or someone who finds animals in the wild - just to see them; not to capture them. We'll see!
Posted by: Jayne | June 01, 2009 at 07:32 PM
aaaahhhh!!! I hope that was outside.... @_@
Posted by: Amy | June 02, 2009 at 02:44 AM
Wow, I'm not a fan of spiders but those pictures are beautiful.
Posted by: femmelasoleil.wordpress.com | June 02, 2009 at 11:36 AM
I would have the Home Defense spray out there faster than you can say "DIE, SPAWNS OF SATAN! DIE!" ...ahem... I have to go shower now.
Posted by: Veronica | June 04, 2009 at 07:53 AM
And that's why I didn't write that post until the babies had left the web. You'd have scared them. :)
Posted by: Jayne | June 04, 2009 at 09:18 AM
There's a website called "What's that bug" that often you can trawl as well for IDing creepy-crawlies. Also interesting to just trawl the site. I used to get the Yellow Garden spiders in Middleboro, they have the zig-zaging web, right? Quite grumpy if you poke their webs but at least they like to stay outside and I never found one in the house.
Posted by: Lyvvie | June 04, 2009 at 11:20 AM
Those are the cutest little spiders!
Yes, I'm weird. I actually like spiders. As long as they're not huge. Don't get me started on earwigs, though. And slugs, ugh, slimy and they eat my lettuce!
Posted by: Bungalow Barbara | June 04, 2009 at 11:48 PM
Eew - earwigs are hideous! And I'm not nuts about slugs, either.
Posted by: Jayne | June 05, 2009 at 06:07 AM